Unspirational
Posted: January 13, 2019 Filed under: FEMINISM | Tags: Advice for single mothers, firies, life hacks, no goals, no resolutions, single mother helpline, uninspired Leave a commentA few things I’m hoping for in 2019:
Hardly any bottom of the budgie cage seeds on my veggies
No more friend requests from inspirational people selling pyramid schemes
A world class, leading expert free world
An absence of life hacks
A climate change deniers manned journey to Pluto
An apathy of new bucket list items
Motivational speaker free zones
A teaspoon of resolutions
Piglets running loose in public parks
A plethora of politicians who think before they speak
Truckloads of hot firies turning up at work
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