More fairytales for single mothers

Posted: August 7, 2016 | Author: loupollard | Filed under: Single Motherhood | Tags: blessed, clean freaks, domestic slavery, housework, mental health of single mothers, mothering, OutKast - Roses, single mother delusions, single mother sanity, single mother struggles, Smotherhood, smothering, so lucky, three little pigs | Leave a comment

Once upon a time a lovely hairy mother lived with three not so little tweenage pigs.

One little piggie had a floor-drobe

One little piggie had a walk-on wardrobe

And the third little piggie had a large aversion to bathing

So the big bad wolf mother swept and swept and took all their clothing to the local charity shop

And the three little pigs lived in their own home

And the big bad mother wolf lived happily ever after

loupollard