Give it away, give it away, give it away
Posted: February 4, 2022 Filed under: Self improvement, Thought For the Day | Tags: Advice for single mothers, competitions, freebies, giveaway, Instagram fashion influencer, overused hashtags, paid partnership, research, shonky science, social media influencers, Unsponsored post 2 CommentsWe’re doing a giveaway on instatwatrestfakebooklinked
Entering our competition is simple:
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Follow our unused Twitter feed
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Like our Facebook page populated by nut jobs
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Like photos of my awful children doing annoying crap
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Follow three random pages of your choice
Spend $500 on our website for 2 entries
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Help me buy my next investment property
Spin three times, click your heels and yell, Dorothy we won’t get back to Kansas
And you could win a $5 voucher for an online shop selling stuff from the tip
This is a paid partnership with common sense
Why are we tuning into charlatans and not wise people in our culture?
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Love it. Brilliant! And great photo. Hope you’re well. Steph & Ruby
Thank you. Tons of love to your gorgeous family