Give it away, give it away, give it away

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And you could win a $5 voucher for an online shop selling stuff from the tip

This is a paid partnership with common sense

Why are we tuning into charlatans and not wise people in our culture?


2 Comments on “Give it away, give it away, give it away”

  1. rubyrainbow4 says:

    Love it. Brilliant! And great photo. Hope you’re well. Steph & Ruby


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