Song recovery therapy

This song helped me recover from a destructive relationship that nearly killed me.


Famous Marriages in History: June 11

Heather Mills and Paul McCartney – 2002


Fabulous Marriages in History

2nd June 1989 – Bill Wyman and Mandy Smith married.

Today’s birthdays: MARQUIS DE SADE and THOMAS HARDY


Words you will never hear from a narcissist


Love or lust?

My current single mother desperado ‘he will sweep me away and pay for my children to have a good life’ crush is the French newsreader Laurent Delahousse. Laurent has a Harry Handsome tan and the same hair my big brother had in 1977, the flicky, fluffy male equivalent of Farrah Fawcett’s big do in the original Charlie’s Angels. I watch him on SBS in the mornings. My schoolgirl French is way too slow to understand every word he is saying but he is so good looking (in a Zoolander way) that I can’t help it. I love him and I want him bad. Who said French men were well dressed but not so hot? Laurent’s hair is magnificent, it looks like a wig. J’aime Laurent, vous êtes très joli.

Je T'aime Laurent

Hubba hubba


D.I.V.O.R.C.E prescription

You’ve been dumped or you’ve dropped your ex. Divorcing the former love of your life is painful and can be costly. So you might not get over your marriage as quickly as Greg Norman but you need help to feel better right now.

It may take years to truly recover from your divorce. It does help if you get your doctor to give you a prescription. Something like:

Lou must watch the Sydney Swans train at the beach with their shirts off for at least six months until her trauma is healed.