You’ve been dumped or you’ve dropped your ex. Divorcing the former love of your life is painful and can be costly. So you might not get over your marriage as quickly as Greg Norman but you need help to feel better right now.
It may take years to truly recover from your divorce. It does help if you get your doctor to give you a prescription. Something like:
Lou must watch the Sydney Swans train at the beach with their shirts off for at least six months until her trauma is healed.