Happy Single Mother’s DayPosted: May 8, 2016 | Author: loupollard | Filed under: Parenting, Single Motherhood | Tags: budget 2016, fiscally challenged, love, money management, MOTHER'S DAY, mothering, Mothering Sunday, paying the bills, Simply Red - Money's Too Tight (To Mention), Single mother financial stress, Single mothers, single mothers have vast reserves of wealth, superannuation gap for women | Leave a comment
Dear money management expert
Thanks for contacting me on the weekend, especially on the eve of Mother’s Day, so kind of you to point out how little superannuation I have in my account. I know I’ve told you many times that I’d chat to you about investing my massive amounts of leftover money, but my kids like to eat and I really like paying my bills. I am working, I mean just take a look at my CV:
I’ve done infomercials for washing machines
I’ve got a draw full of great articles featuring me from really (well, they were once) prestigious newspapers, I’ve actually been in the papers since I was 18 months old
In 1999, the Sydney Morning Herald said I was an upcoming new comic
I made the choice to work in the arts not in finance, but it’s OK, Joe Foot In Mouth Hockey convinced me to get a good job, instead of working in lowly positions in the artistic world. And big Mal Turnbull has made me realise I should just ask my mother to buy me a house, so my money problems are solved.
Happy Mother’s Day to all financially challenged single mothers