Top of the morning

I’ve written a limerick in honour of my Irish relatives on St Paddy’s Day. Throughout history single mothers have always been popular in Ireland.

 

There once was a mother who knew
That children ate more when they grew
So she stopped feeding dinner
Her children grew thinner
and she had more money for shoes


2 Comments on “Top of the morning”

  1. deepkickgirl's avatar deepkickgirl says:

    More shoes…always a good thing. Children never like what you feed them anyway. Like Marie Antoinette said “let them eat WeetBix”.


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