I want to be a Lady Boy
Posted: June 20, 2013 Filed under: TRAVEL | Tags: Bangkok, beauty, flirting and flattery, Pussyfoot - The Way That You Do It (1976), Thai lady boys, Thai women or men, Thailand, unique culture 2 CommentsI’ve just been to Thailand and while I was there my daughter and I developed an obsession with the beauty of the local lady boys. I don’t mean meathead rugby league players dressed up as women. I’m talking about drop dead gorgeous looking, I want to look like her, erhmegerd I want her body, you are incredible, you are so pretty ladies. I got excited every time we saw one of these divine specimens on the street or the train. In 35 degree heat and high humidity their make up was flawless. I only saw one trashy, out of it lady boy at the markets. Thai Lady Boys have perfected the art of flirtatious flattery. A male Western friend who lives in Bangkok told us, “If I’m feeling low, I go to where there are a lot of lady boys and they all tell me I’m hot.” They didn’t tell me that.
Which reminds me of a joke:
My new Thai girlfriend says that a small penis shouldn’t get in the way of our relationship.
I’d still prefer she didn’t have one.
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