Seven signs you’re a single mother
Posted: February 20, 2015 Filed under: Single Motherhood | Tags: single mother ethical dilemmas, single mother euphemisms, single mother expense rorts, single mother fashion, single mother giveaways, single mother lexicon, single mother proverbs, single mother style, single mums with attitude, Siouxsie And The Banshees - Happy House Leave a comment1) Your flat mates keep asking you to drive them to school
2) You have 50 cents in your wallet
3) Your kids have eaten three kilos of fruit before you’ve even left the supermarket fruit and veg section
4) You don’t have a husband
5) Every item in your wardrobe is made of cougar, puma or leopard print fabric
6) Your kids’ most oft used sentence is, “Mum is your job cash in hand?”
7) Your youngest child says, “This would be a good dress for you to catch a husband in,” only in crowded shops
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