Straya Day
Posted: January 26, 2015 Filed under: AUSTRALIA | Tags: Australia Day, Australian Culture, Australian customs, Australian National cuisine, goodonyamate, interracial harmony, multi cultural Australia Day, Our Island Home, Sorry Day, speaking Strine Day, Vegemite, Vegemite - Australian TV commercial Leave a commentToday is our day Oz Traya, there is so much to celebrate; it’s our Invasion Day, Ripper Bewdy Day, Celebrate our Unity Day, Chuck a Few Tinnies Down and Get on The Back of a Kangaroo Day, Call For Reconciliation Day, Our Home Is Girt By Sea Day, When Do We Get a Treaty Day, Colonial Day, Get Smashed Day, White Australia has a Black History Day, Another Public Holiday Day, White Slavery Day, Be Grateful For Where We Live Day, Our Island Home Day, Celebrate MultiCulturalism Day, Massacre of the Oldest Living Culture Day
In the firkst month of Christmas holidays
Posted: January 13, 2015 Filed under: LOVE | Tags: Christmas cheer has gone, Debbie Harry & Kermit the Frog - The Rainbow Connection, gift recycling, one day we'll find it, Post Christmas cranky mother, regifting champion, single mother holiday traditions, single mother style, single mothers must use the force, unwanted gifts 1 CommentMy children gave to me:
Seven additive-riddled candy canes
Six recycled Christmas gifts
Five onion rings
Four nudie runs
Three pairs of socks
Two manky collages
But no back dated maintenance payments from their father
In the firkst week of the New Year
Posted: January 7, 2015 Filed under: LOVE | Tags: cheap single mother holidays, Christmas hangovers, Christmas is so last year, I Hope That Somethin' Better Comes Along - Rowlf the Dog and Kermit the Frog, long summer holiday longing, single mother school holiday traditions, Something better will come along, traditional single mother holiday traditions Leave a commentMy true love gave to me:
A case of cheap wine that poisoned me
Repeat prescriptions for a nasty little virus
And a text message saying, ‘it’s not you, it’s me…’
May 2015 bless you with money, love and chocolate kisses