Spring fashun for style-ish single mothers
Posted: August 5, 2018 | Author: loupollard | Filed under: FEMINISM, Self improvement, Single Motherhood | Tags: Brenton Wood - The Oogum Boogum Song 1967, cheap and chic fashion, chic, fashion influencer, fashion victims, fashun, single mom style, single mother fashion icons, single mother style, single mothering styling, style inspiration | Leave a commentIt’s that time of year again, when the most important issue keeping us awake at night is not that the madman in the White House or Turnbull gifting multi millions to bogus charitable foundations, but what the hell are we style queens on a budget going to wear when global warming makes us suffer stifling summer weather all year round. Remarkable fashion looks like these are on my mind:
Bare feet are more affordable than ballet flats for running around after little monsters
Basic black is timeless when it comes to stained T-shirts
Add edge to your look with UGH boots, they do the trick paired with undies
’90s style is making a serious comeback, flanelette underpants give us grunge chic without sacrificing comfort
A fashionable recyclable Coles shopping bag is the perfect weekend skirt, pair it with sleeves made from the excessive wrappings off your fruit
Coconut halves, with a nod to equestrian style, are now the ubiquitous spring shoe to pair with everything from cut-off shorts to a floral sundress
Add polish to a t-shirt and jeans by wearing your old wedding dress over the top
Through snow and ice, gum boots are a must have, especially when you can’t bear to put on clothes for the umpteenth time
Add sultry style to your look with no bra
Brenton Wood – The Oogum Boogum Song 1967
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I am an artiste
Posted: August 29, 2015 | Author: loupollard | Filed under: Self improvement, WRITERS | Tags: art for art's sake, Australian comedians, don't bullshit a bullshitter, female comedians, Kelis - Milkshake, modern artists, my artist statement, single mother ambitions, single mother artists mission statement, single mother fashion icons, that's art that is | Leave a commentAs I attempt to be a full time bullshit artist I thought it was about time my mass of followers received (drum roll) the official Lou Pollard Artist Statement:
Through my work I attempt to examine the phenomenon of Clown as a metaphorical post modern conceptual interpretation of both fart jokes and sad faces.
What began as a personal journey of foolishness, bitterness and procrastination has translated into utterances of profound stupidity that resonate with Fool-identifying white people to question their own meaning.
My mixed media prop laden jokes embody an idiosyncratic view of me as a guru slash hot mess slash cultural icon, yet the familiar imagery allows for a connection between the dominant 21st century archetypes of garden gnomes and junk food.
My written work is in the private collection of Zsa Zsa Gabor’s nephew’s high school classmate who said, ‘fork!, that’s ucken unrool shining Art that is. An’ she’s ‘ucken cheap as.’
I am a recipient of a grant from Centrelink, after they tagged me and released me back into the wild camouflaged as a cougar. I have performed in group shows on Rundle Mall and for staff at the TAB, though not at the same time. I currently spend my time between my gendered bed and bathroom.
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Hello Dolly
Posted: January 19, 2015 | Author: loupollard | Filed under: SONGS | Tags: Dolly Parton, Dolly Parton - Jolene, Dolly Parton birthday, Dolly Parton style, I love Dolly Parton, single mother fashion icons, single mother inspiration, single mother songs | Leave a commentThis woman must be inducted into the Fashion Hall of Fame. Happy birthday Dolly, you are fabulous. When I grow up I’m going to be you Dolly Parton