‘Ucken see ya rona

As we prepare for a new world order after the first wave of corona, I’m reflecting on life in lockdown.

I will NOT miss

Updates from the CEOs of every company I’ve ever shopped with

Seeing Scummo’s smug face on my screens every five minutes

Pointless health and wellness videos

Over-medicated Zoom calls

Online conspiracy theories from whackos who I thought were sane people

Nauseating we’re-all-in-this-together messages from celebrities

Remote learning with teenage beast

I WILL MISS

Sleeping in

Cuddles with my cat every day

Reading multiple books

Afternoon naps

Carbs

Clean air

Day time TV

Day drinking

Bin isolation Facebook posts

Tracky dacks every day even though I wear pyjamas to work

Laughing with goth child over mad cat vids on TikTok

Bye rona, don’t come back…


4 Comments on “‘Ucken see ya rona”

  1. Yes, I’m especially over the emails from the CEOs telling me how much they care about me, my health and the health of everyone I’ve ever met in my life…

    • loupollard says:

      Yes! Such a waste of time. Some corporate communications whiz has advised them that these emails are a great initiative in the time of Covid19. Sigh…

  2. Scotts smug face, argh! Won’t miss that!!


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