Posted: January 7, 2015 | Author: loupollard | Filed under: LOVE | Tags: cheap single mother holidays, Christmas hangovers, Christmas is so last year, I Hope That Somethin' Better Comes Along - Rowlf the Dog and Kermit the Frog, long summer holiday longing, single mother school holiday traditions, Something better will come along, traditional single mother holiday traditions |
My true love gave to me:
A case of cheap wine that poisoned me
Repeat prescriptions for a nasty little virus
And a text message saying, ‘it’s not you, it’s me…’
May 2015 bless you with money, love and chocolate kisses
http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yaP_kc3y9w
Posted: December 31, 2014 | Author: loupollard | Filed under: Single Motherhood | Tags: Auld Lang Single Mother, cheap single mothering, Happy New Year, Monty python - The Universe song which also goes under the name of The Galaxy song, NYE 2014, single mother menu, single mother New Year's resolutions, single mother recipes, Something better will come along, The universe will provide something |
My resolution for 2015 is to focus on me, me, me in the spare five minutes I have before I return to my glamorous life of washing up, reheating microwave friendly food and idle gossip. On New Year’s Eve forget the frugal flan, pitch the Prozac with a cask wine chaser, bin the baked bean bolognaise for just one day. Go on single mothers, lash out and buy yourself a noice bottle of bubbly or some expensive choccies, you deserve it. Here’s to $20 out of our meagre budget well spent. The universe will provide
Happy New Year everyone, even the happy couples
May drunken conversations be forgot, and never brought up again
May life have sun and kids be fun
For the sake of our sanity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWVshkVF0SY&index=1&list=PLFC7490C2AC639BBC