April 7 birthdays

I may not have my mobile phone much longer, I received my monthly phone bill: $432.53. $268.55 worth of text messages from me to television competition lines. Watching TV while armed with mobile phone, drunk and crying over single motherhood not recommended for wealth creation.

Today is Russell Crowe’s birthday, so to celebrate I chucked a Rusty and threw my phone at the wall.

Today is also Billie Holiday’s birthday. She sang Lover Man Oh Where Can you Be? Which is very appropriate for me considering my single status.



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