Elegant laziness
Posted: October 8, 2013 Filed under: Self improvement | Tags: botox, elegant laziness, frowning and smiling look the same, I can't move my face, I look like a startled possum, no expression, no wrinkles on me, plastic surgery envy, Right Said Fred - I`m Too Sexy, single mother dreaming, trashy magazines promoting envy 1 CommentNow my children are back at reform school I can relax and think about myself again. Today I filled my head with intellectual information from Women’s Monthly magazine (I think that’s what it is called). I want wrinkle-free botoxed skin like the smooth faced actresses who pretend not to have had plastic surgery. I am addicted to the lifestyle promoted by trash rag magazines; I want a life of elegant laziness, relying solely on my good looks. Unfortunately as I am almost 30 years old I think I may have left my run a bit late.
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Not a manwhore in sight
Posted: October 3, 2013 Filed under: LOVE | Tags: beau, Boyfriends Day, companion, date, handbag, hands off my boyfriend, he's mine bitch, Not looking for a boyfriend, really important occasions, songs by Tim Finn, suitor, They Wont Let My Girlfriend Talk To Me - Jimmy and The Boys, What kind of boyfriend are you? 2 CommentsApparently today is Boyfriends Day and men are encouraged to behave themselves and treat their girlfriends well. Girls, whether he is Mr Macho or Mr Over Sensitive, treat him good today, treat him fine. In honour of this auspicious celebration, I’m going to ask my imaginary boyfriend to buy me a house, I’ll let you know how I go.
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