Bewdy school dropoutPosted: September 28, 2014 Filed under: FEMINISM, Self improvement | Tags: 80s youth, a face cream didn't change my life, Beauty industry, beauty myths, love the skin you're in, pretty young, products designed to make women feel inadequate, Shirley Bassey - Yesterday When I Was Young, young and pretty and stupid, youth is wasted on the young Leave a comment
I used this tube of cream and suddenly my youth was activated. I put it on my face and started hunting guys with bad 80s hair, I was dancing to New Order in a fluoro tube skirt and laughing my guts up with my girlfriends late at night on street corners. Amazing result until I looked in the mirror and realised that my skin resembled an ageing goanna. Thanks Lancôme for taking me back to my younger daze, your product activated my already over-active imagination.