Thank you Siri
Posted: May 4, 2015 Filed under: Self improvement | Tags: Apple products, glamorous single mother life, iPhones, mental health of single mothers, single mother dreaming, single mother fantasies, Siri, The Rolling Stones - Under My Thumb (1966) Leave a commentMy fur child jumped on my iPhone this morning, causing Siri to ask “What can I help you with?”
Well Siri this morning you can help me with my poor taste in men, my lack of style, my mangy hair and my hangover. Then you can drive my kids to school, clean my flat, shop for food, disturb the mad voices in my head while I slumber and book me a holiday. Today I’d like to write, read, swim under a waterfall, sing, dance, do a yoga class, finish my tax return, laugh, have lunch with friends, eat lobster, watch a movie, drink expensive champagne, go sailing, walk on the beach, go to Bali and still have dinner on the table early
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