I am a teenage dirtbag, aren’t I?

Posted: September 19, 2013 | Author: | Filed under: Birthdays, Single, Single Motherhood, Thought For the Day | Tags: , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Happy birthday to me. Kooky single mother clown comedy writer. Please give generously or small children may go without food, and my poor, long-suffering teenager may grow up deprived of designer clothes and shoes. Apparently I’m supposed to starve to pay for everything.

Happy birthday to me

Posted: September 19, 2012 | Author: | Filed under: AUSTRALIA, Birthdays, Theme Songs | Tags: , , | Leave a comment

Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp still haven’t called me for my birthday, they must be sleeping

September 19 birthdays

Posted: September 19, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: Birthdays, SONGS | Tags: , , , , , | 1 Comment

Today is my birthday, so while I’m waiting for my cards, chocolate, flowers and new car from Johnny Depp and the Queen, I will tell you about other famous people who share my day.
TODAY’S STARS  are MAMA CASS, TWIGGY and GEORGE CADBURY

This morning I ate a kilo of chocolate in honour of Mama Cass and George Cadbury. But I gave up ham, because it killed poor Mama. Apparently this is an urban myth, but I wish Mama Cass had shared her chocolate with Twiggy.

Today also happens to be International Talk Like A Pirate day. Which fills my heart with gladness. What do you get when you cross a pirate with a robot?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR   2D2

Aye I’ll be thar looking for a pirate for meself, just been keelhauled and be plunderin. I forgot to cast me message in bottle back…arrrrrrrr

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html