Posted: December 24, 2015 | Author: loupollard | Filed under: Single Motherhood, Uncategorized | Tags: Advice for single mothers, Christmas 2015, Christmas cooking, Christmas recipes, happy single mothering, single moms, Single mother cooking, single mother recipes, Wham Last Christmas |
Single Mother Christmas Gingerbread House
Ingredients list:
Pre made kit from cheapo supermarket
Icing sugar
Gin
Lemons to taste
Valium (quantity as required)
Loud music
Helpful hints
Tablespoon of family argument regarding decorations
Swear Jar
Extended Family
Mix all ingredients on Christmas Eve and hope for the best
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Posted: December 31, 2014 | Author: loupollard | Filed under: Single Motherhood | Tags: Auld Lang Single Mother, cheap single mothering, Happy New Year, Monty python - The Universe song which also goes under the name of The Galaxy song, NYE 2014, single mother menu, single mother New Year's resolutions, single mother recipes, Something better will come along, The universe will provide something |
My resolution for 2015 is to focus on me, me, me in the spare five minutes I have before I return to my glamorous life of washing up, reheating microwave friendly food and idle gossip. On New Year’s Eve forget the frugal flan, pitch the Prozac with a cask wine chaser, bin the baked bean bolognaise for just one day. Go on single mothers, lash out and buy yourself a noice bottle of bubbly or some expensive choccies, you deserve it. Here’s to $20 out of our meagre budget well spent. The universe will provide
Happy New Year everyone, even the happy couples
May drunken conversations be forgot, and never brought up again
May life have sun and kids be fun
For the sake of our sanity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWVshkVF0SY&index=1&list=PLFC7490C2AC639BBC