School holiday crafty activities

My youngest had an advanced case of school holiday boredom. The big sisters were playing with friends. It was raining so we spent the afternoon at the kitchen table with art paper and jars of watercolours. I painted what I thought was a fancy fish. Then my youngest handed me her best painting. I looked at the figure she’d painted.

“That’s a nice hat.”

“It’s a soldier mumma, with a big furry hat.”

“The soldier has a love heart on his hat.”

“Her hat. It’s a girl soldier mumma, girls don’t shoot people, they show people where to go. Boys shoot people.”

“I like your soldier,” I said.

“She’s a meat eater mumma.” I looked perplexed and she nodded.

“A meat eater? Don’t you mean a beefeater? I think you’ll find those soldier are called BEEF EATERS.”

“No, she’s a meat eater.”


April 20 birthdays

Today’s star couples:

Joan Miró and Edie Sedgwick

Ryan O’Neal and Caresse Crosby

Caresse Crosby invented the modern bra

The Tilled Field


Raising Amazonia

The Amazons are a nation of all-female warriors in Classical antiquity and Greek mythology. Even though I have no formal training, I am raising three amazons:

Miss Maturity 14 – my shrink said there’s a touch of the Saffy and Edina (Absolutely Fabulous) relationship about us.

Miss Marshmallow 9 – she is sweet, soft and squishy.

And Miss Mental 5 – she is zany and hilarious, she has my crazy personality trapped in her father’s body.


April 19 birthdays

TODAY’S STAR COUPLES:

JAYNE MANSFIELD and TIM CURRY

DUDLEY MOORE and LUCREZIA BORGIA


April 18 birthdays

KATHY ACKER and RICK MORANIS

“I’m no longer a child and I still want to be, to live with the pirates. Because I want to live forever in wonder. The difference between me as a child and me as an adult is this and only this: when I was a child, I longed to travel into, to live in wonder. Now, I know, as much as I can know anything, that to travel into wonder is to be wonder. So it matters little whether I travel by plane, by rowboat, or by book. Or, by dream. I do not see, for there is no I to see. That is what the pirates know. There is only seeing and, in order to go to see, one must be a pirate.”

— Kathy Acker


April 17 birthdays

POSH SPICE and DAFFY DUCK


April 16 birthdays

DUSTY SPRINGFIELD and SPIKE MILLIGAN


April 15 birthdays

SAMANTHA FOX and LEONARDO DA VINCI

Never thought I’d say this but I want to be Sam Fox. No, I want the boobs she had at age 16. When I was that age I was flat as a pancake. Then maybe Leonardo may paint me (if he was reincarnated as himself).


April 14 birthdays

RITCHIE BLACKMORE and LORETTA LYNN

I love country music from her. I love the words to this song and the smile on her face when she delivers the lyrics.


April 13 birthdays

CATHERINE de’MEDICI and FRANK WOOLWORTH