Single mother fruit cake
Posted: December 24, 2017 Filed under: LOVE, Self improvement | Tags: Christmas Eve, Christmas recipes, dysfunctional families, family drama, medicating before Christmas, Merry Christmas, relatives, single mother bargains, single mum advice, so this is Christmas 🎄 Leave a commentChristmas Dessert Ingredients:
Packaged, dried, past it’s best fruit from cheapo supermarket
Icing sugar
Gin
Lemons to taste
Eggs close to use by date
Flour sifted for weevils
Valium (quantity as required)
AC/DC on loud
5 kilos of family arguments regarding timing of food serving
7 phone calls from mother with dementia about how she will be forgotten at Xmas
Orphans popping in with their relatives who you can’t stand
Mix all ingredients, leave to rot and go to the nearest pub on Christmas Eve
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