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Le Tour de France

Ladies start your engines, the Buns on Bikes tour is about to start. What is not to love? 21 days of watching tight, perspiring bottoms in lycra, beautiful French villages, sexy accents and panoramic scenery (the route changes every year). Viewing the Tour de France on TV is a veritable smorgasbord for confirmed couch potatoes. Especially in Australia, where, because of the time difference, it is aired on late night TV in winter. So work up a sweat on the sofa dressed in yellow jersey, with a glass of French something or other and a bite of croque Monsieur. Vive la France!


July 1 birthdays

DEBORAH HARRY, PAMELA ANDERSON, JOHN FARNHAM and PRINCESS DIANA

My favourite princess’ birthday.

 


A Room of One’s Own – Virginia Woolf

I told you in the course of this paper that Shakespeare had a sister; but do not look for her in Sir Sidney Lee’s life of the poet. She died young — alas, she never wrote a word. She lies buried where the omnibuses now stop, opposite the Elephant and Castle. Now my belief is that this poet who never wrote a word and was buried at the cross-roads still lives. She lives in you and in me, and in many other women who are not here to-night, for they are washing up the dishes and putting the children to bed. But she lives; for great poets do not die; they are continuing presences; they need only the opportunity to walk among us in the flesh. This opportunity, as I think, it is now coming within your power to give her. For my belief is that if we live another century or so — I am talking of the common life which is the real life and not of the little separate lives which we live as individuals — and have five hundred a year each of us and rooms of our own; if we have the habit of freedom and the courage to write exactly what we think; if we escape a little from the common sitting-room and see human beings not always in their relation to each other but in relation to reality; and the sky. Too, and the trees or whatever it may be in themselves; if we look past Milton’s bogy, for no human being should shut out the view; if we face the fact, for it is a fact, that there is no arm to cling to, but that we go alone and that our relation is to the world of reality and not only to the world of men and women, then the opportunity will come and the dead poet who was Shakespeare’s sister will put on the body which she has so often laid down. Drawing her life from the lives of the unknown who were her forerunners, as her brother did before her, she will be born. As for her coming without that preparation, without that effort on our part, without that determination that when she is born again she shall find it possible to live and write her poetry, that we cannot expect, for that would he impossible. But I maintain that she would come if we worked for her, and that so to work, even in poverty and obscurity, is worthwhile.


June 26 birthdays

VIOLETTE SZABO and CHRIS ISAAK

 


June 23 birthdays

Bob Fosse and Frances McDormand

 


June 21 birthdays

JANE RUSSELL, JEAN PAUL SARTRE and PRINCE WILLIAM

Sartre’s best-known work, Huis-clos (No Exit), contains the famous line “L’enfer, c’est les autres,” usually translated as “Hell is other people.” 


Song recovery therapy

This song helped me recover from a destructive relationship that nearly killed me.


Famous Marriages in History: June 11

Heather Mills and Paul McCartney – 2002


June 10 birthdays

JUDY GARLAND and PRINCE PHILLIP

Prince Philip: the patron saint and world record holder of the worst cases of foot in mouth disease – multiple outbreaks.

news.com.au has compiled a list of his greatest foot in mouth moments.

1. “How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?”
To a driving instructor in Scotland.

2. “If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed.”
To a group of British students in China in 1986.

3. “Do you still throw spears at each other?”
To indigenous leader William Brin during a visit to the Aboriginal Cultural Park in Queensland, 2002.

4. “You look like you’re ready for bed!”
To the President of Nigeria, who was wearing traditional robes.

5. “If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.”
To a World Wildlife Fund meeting in 1986.

6. “You managed not to get eaten then?”
To a British student trekking in Papua New Guinea in 1998.

7. “Aren’t most of you descended from pirates?”
To an inhabitant of the Cayman Islands.

8. “You are a woman, aren’t you?”
To a Kenyan woman in 1984 after she gave him a present

9. “Do you know they’re now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?”
To a blind, wheelchair-bound woman who was with her guide dog.

10. “It looks as though it was put in by an Indian.”
Prince’s verdict on a fuse box he noticed during a tour of a Scottish factory in 1999