This is my day job and I love it
Posted: July 3, 2011 Filed under: Clown Doctors, Thought For the Day | Tags: Andrew Gaze, Clown Doctors Australia, Dr Peter Spitzer, Guide to the Good Life, Humour Foundation Leave a commentgaze.com.au
Le Tour de France
Posted: July 2, 2011 Filed under: LOVE, Self improvement | Tags: cycling, French countryside, Tour de France, Vive la France 2 CommentsLadies start your engines, the Buns on Bikes tour is about to start. What is not to love? 21 days of watching tight, perspiring bottoms in lycra, beautiful French villages, sexy accents and panoramic scenery (the route changes every year). Viewing the Tour de France on TV is a veritable smorgasbord for confirmed couch potatoes. Especially in Australia, where, because of the time difference, it is aired on late night TV in winter. So work up a sweat on the sofa dressed in yellow jersey, with a glass of French something or other and a bite of croque Monsieur. Vive la France!
July 1 birthdays
Posted: July 1, 2011 Filed under: Birthdays | Tags: Deborah Harry, John Farnham, July 1 birthdays, Pammy Anderson, Princess Diana Leave a commentDEBORAH HARRY, PAMELA ANDERSON, JOHN FARNHAM and PRINCESS DIANA
My favourite princess’ birthday.
A Room of One’s Own – Virginia Woolf
Posted: June 29, 2011 Filed under: Thought For the Day, WRITERS | Tags: A Room of One's Own, Virginia Woolf quotes Leave a commentI told you in the course of this paper that Shakespeare had a sister; but do not look for her in Sir Sidney Lee’s life of the poet. She died young — alas, she never wrote a word. She lies buried where the omnibuses now stop, opposite the Elephant and Castle. Now my belief is that this poet who never wrote a word and was buried at the cross-roads still lives. She lives in you and in me, and in many other women who are not here to-night, for they are washing up the dishes and putting the children to bed. But she lives; for great poets do not die; they are continuing presences; they need only the opportunity to walk among us in the flesh. This opportunity, as I think, it is now coming within your power to give her. For my belief is that if we live another century or so — I am talking of the common life which is the real life and not of the little separate lives which we live as individuals — and have five hundred a year each of us and rooms of our own; if we have the habit of freedom and the courage to write exactly what we think; if we escape a little from the common sitting-room and see human beings not always in their relation to each other but in relation to reality; and the sky. Too, and the trees or whatever it may be in themselves; if we look past Milton’s bogy, for no human being should shut out the view; if we face the fact, for it is a fact, that there is no arm to cling to, but that we go alone and that our relation is to the world of reality and not only to the world of men and women, then the opportunity will come and the dead poet who was Shakespeare’s sister will put on the body which she has so often laid down. Drawing her life from the lives of the unknown who were her forerunners, as her brother did before her, she will be born. As for her coming without that preparation, without that effort on our part, without that determination that when she is born again she shall find it possible to live and write her poetry, that we cannot expect, for that would he impossible. But I maintain that she would come if we worked for her, and that so to work, even in poverty and obscurity, is worthwhile.
June 26 birthdays
Posted: June 26, 2011 Filed under: Birthdays, SONGS | Tags: Chris Isaak, June 26 birthdays, Violette Szabo Leave a commentVIOLETTE SZABO and CHRIS ISAAK
June 23 birthdays
Posted: June 23, 2011 Filed under: Birthdays, SONGS | Tags: Bob Fosse, Frances McDormand, June 23 birthdays Leave a commentBob Fosse and Frances McDormand
June 21 birthdays
Posted: June 21, 2011 Filed under: Birthdays, SONGS | Tags: Jane Russell, JEAN PAUL SARTRE, PRINCE WILLIAM Leave a commentJANE RUSSELL, JEAN PAUL SARTRE and PRINCE WILLIAM
Sartre’s best-known work, Huis-clos (No Exit), contains the famous line “L’enfer, c’est les autres,” usually translated as “Hell is other people.” …
Song recovery therapy
Posted: June 18, 2011 Filed under: MARRIAGE, Theme Songs | Tags: Mumford and Sons, narcissism Leave a commentThis song helped me recover from a destructive relationship that nearly killed me.
Famous Marriages in History: June 11
Posted: June 11, 2011 Filed under: D.I.V.O.R.C.E, MARRIAGE | Tags: famous marriages, Famous Marriages in History Leave a commentHeather Mills and Paul McCartney – 2002
June 10 birthdays
Posted: June 10, 2011 Filed under: Birthdays | Tags: foot in mouth diease, Judy Garland, June 10 birthdays, Prince Phillip, Royal family Leave a commentJUDY GARLAND and PRINCE PHILLIP
Prince Philip: the patron saint and world record holder of the worst cases of foot in mouth disease – multiple outbreaks.
news.com.au has compiled a list of his greatest foot in mouth moments.
1. “How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?”
To a driving instructor in Scotland.
2. “If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed.”
To a group of British students in China in 1986.
3. “Do you still throw spears at each other?”
To indigenous leader William Brin during a visit to the Aboriginal Cultural Park in Queensland, 2002.
4. “You look like you’re ready for bed!”
To the President of Nigeria, who was wearing traditional robes.
5. “If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.”
To a World Wildlife Fund meeting in 1986.
6. “You managed not to get eaten then?”
To a British student trekking in Papua New Guinea in 1998.
7. “Aren’t most of you descended from pirates?”
To an inhabitant of the Cayman Islands.
8. “You are a woman, aren’t you?”
To a Kenyan woman in 1984 after she gave him a present
9. “Do you know they’re now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?”
To a blind, wheelchair-bound woman who was with her guide dog.
10. “It looks as though it was put in by an Indian.”
Prince’s verdict on a fuse box he noticed during a tour of a Scottish factory in 1999

