Winner, winner, dog food dinner

You won $1.25M AUD in the ICC WORLD TWENTY20 PROMO 2016 with Reference [INDIA-RSA-PRT-279-30-2016]. Reply to; mla.icct20@gmail.com or call 00447937349377 for details. T’s and C’s apply!

Can’t hardly believe it or not, I am a winner. My astrologer told me that 2016 was going to be tops for someone with a moon in Uranus and now I’ve won enough to put a deposit on a house only three hours from Sydney. Incredible.

Prince Thieves in the Temple


Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

I’ve started 2016 feeling full of hope and joy.

I’ve been poked numerous times (on Facebook) and had a gutful of spam in my inbox. I’m loving it. I love the nonsensical emails I receive much more than work emails. These spammers have a wonderful grasp of the nuances of the English language and obviously an eye for the ladies.

Far better than inspirational Pinterest posts, spammers inspire me to parent better, reach for the stars and drink more. I’m enjoying a weekend full of spam and helpful Facebook messages from strangers. Pass the chardy.

Too much of information regarding recent styles block the minds of the childs and distract them from their studies.

You do research and find supplier for this item and now you successful selling it online.

So yoou probably wonder what to say to a girl on MySpace, or whst to say to a giurl on Facebook.

I will immediately grab your arss as I can’t to find your e-mail subcription hyperlink newsletter service. Do you’ve any? Kindly let me recognize so that I may.

Guys not shy about using elements of sexual language in their handles, for example Stud – Muffin, Lover – Boy and the like

Hello, good evening, welcome


A plea for help

I’m writing this with tears in my eyes, I came down to Manila, Philippines for a short vacation. Unfortunately,I was mugged at the park of the hotel where i stayed, all cash and credit card were stolen off me but luckily for me I still have passport with me.

I’ve been to the the police here but they’re not helping issues at all and my return flight leaves in few hours from now but I’m having problems settling the hotel bills and the hotel manager won’t let me leave until I settle the bills. Well I really need your financial assistance.

Please let me know if you can help me out?

I’m freaked out at the moment

This came to me as spam when my friend’s email account was hacked, but I’m wondering with a little edit how you think my landlord will respond?