Computer says

My 10 Commandments of computers – (C) Lou Pollard 2012

1. Thou shalt back up

2. If thou dost not back up thou shalt mortgage thy house to pay a young geek for data recovery when your work is due

3. Thou shalt not take Steve Jobs name in vain

4. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors more expensive technology

5. Cherish your iPad and honour your laptop. Your forefathers worked on a machine the size of your car

6. Deliver us from the Mac store Genius bar the day a new iPhone goes on sale

7. Lead us not into the temptation of cut price PCs

8. The geeks shall inherit the earth

9. Thou shalt back up

10. Thou shalt not click on dodgy links

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