As 2017 is ending it is compulsory to make a list of achievements, resolutions and groceries. As a word class highly qualified inspo fitspo marketing guru and on trend innovative disruptive full of it social media influencer professional product placement specialist, I also like to make predictions on what will be hip and cool next week.
The big trends of 2018 will be:
Teens discovering original songs which are better than cover versions recorded by No One With Original Talent contestants
All you can eat pickled onions with plastic cheese will feature on TV cooking shows
Footy socks with thongs will be huge in Paris and Engadine
Jail time for anyone using the hashtags disruptor, innovator or influencer
Fabulous LGBTQIA weddings
Smug coupled up parents will learn that single mothering helps kids learn to be independent
Women in power
Natural lips
Brady bunch families will thrive when property prices plummet
Wearing undies in summer will be abolished due to global warming
Footy teams taking performance-enhancing drugs may win a championship
It will be illegal for teenaged Katy Perry fans to wear 80s metal T-shirts
Americans will discover that guns kill a lot of people
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