International Women’s Day

When I was a young child this song was my introduction to feminism. I love the lyrics, apparently inspired by the Australian journalist Lillian Roxon (the mother of rock). Check out the stylin’ 70s fashion the ladies in the video are wearing. Thank you Helen Reddy.


Time To Have A Toast

 


Hit The Road Jack

 


Happy Birthday to ya

Martin Luther King Jr Day marks the birthday of Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Junior. King was the chief spokesman for non violent activism in the civil rights movement.

“A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual doom.”

Stevie Wonder says it all in this song.

 

 



I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus

I hope Santa is hot when he comes down my chimney this year. It’s a long shot, but worth wishing for. Merry Christmas. Ho, Ho, Ho


Christmas with Dean Martin

I’m dreaming of a sunny summer, but I love this song


My favourite Muppet

I grew up with Sesame Street and Cookie Monster is my all time favourite. I live by Cookie’s motto: Me so full but me can always eat one more. How can cookies be just a sometimes food? C is for Cookie, that’s good enough for me.

Who is your favourite Muppet?

 

 


School formals – Everybody Run

This is a song for all the Sydney school kids who were ripped off by the guy who said he’d organise their end of school parties, then took their money and ran. Hope the school kids catch up with you creep.


Perfect skin

Lloyd Cole wrote a song about me back in the 1980s. I was in school at the time but rock stars can’t seem to stop themselves worshipping me. This song is now a prayer. Please God give me back the skin I had then. I’d also like to point out that I was never a weather girl, otherwise my life would be raining men right now.


Wish list for Santa

I know it’s early but here is my most wanted present list:

1. Hydraulic crane bra to thrust boobies up and out. I want to be able to rest my chin on them when I’m tired.

2. New brain or Mensa member’s if secondhand.

3. Long, white porn star fingernails and a slave for chores so I won’t break nails.

4. Children who feed, clothe and bathe themselves, and walk to school safely.

5. New pelvic floor.

6. Home that cleans itself (with no mortgage)

7. Lifetime supply of Lindt chocolate balls

8. Annual foreign holidays with swarthy, sexy stranger

 

 

I must send a copy of my list to Santa.