International Women’s Day
Posted: March 8, 2012 Filed under: Self improvement, SONGS, Theme Songs, Thought For the Day | Tags: 70s fashion, feminism, Helen Reddy, International Women's Day, Lillian Roxon Leave a commentWhen I was a young child this song was my introduction to feminism. I love the lyrics, apparently inspired by the Australian journalist Lillian Roxon (the mother of rock). Check out the stylin’ 70s fashion the ladies in the video are wearing. Thank you Helen Reddy.
Time To Have A Toast
Posted: February 4, 2012 Filed under: Self improvement, SONGS, Theme Songs, Thought For the Day | Tags: A toast to the douchebags, a toast to the jerk offs, Kanye West, Runaway, scumbags, time for us to have a toast, toast for the arseholes Leave a comment
Hit The Road Jack
Posted: February 3, 2012 Filed under: D.I.V.O.R.C.E, Self improvement, Single, Theme Songs | Tags: Hit The Road Jack, Ray Charles Leave a comment
Happy Birthday to ya
Posted: January 15, 2012 Filed under: Birthdays, Self improvement, Theme Songs, Thought For the Day | Tags: Dr. Martin Luther King Junior, MLK Day, Stevie Wonder Leave a commentMartin Luther King Jr Day marks the birthday of Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Junior. King was the chief spokesman for non violent activism in the civil rights movement.
“A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual doom.”
Stevie Wonder says it all in this song.
I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus
Posted: December 24, 2011 Filed under: Theme Songs, Thought For the Day | Tags: Amy Winehouse, Christmas wishes, Mummy kissing Santa Claus, Santa Leave a commentI hope Santa is hot when he comes down my chimney this year. It’s a long shot, but worth wishing for. Merry Christmas. Ho, Ho, Ho
Christmas with Dean Martin
Posted: December 23, 2011 Filed under: Theme Songs, Thought For the Day | Tags: DEAN MARTIN, Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, White Christmas Leave a commentI’m dreaming of a sunny summer, but I love this song
School formals – Everybody Run
Posted: November 18, 2011 Filed under: Raising Hell, Self improvement, Theme Songs | Tags: end of school parties, HomeComing Queen's Got A Gun, Julie Brown, school formals Leave a commentThis is a song for all the Sydney school kids who were ripped off by the guy who said he’d organise their end of school parties, then took their money and ran. Hope the school kids catch up with you creep.
Perfect skin
Posted: November 3, 2011 Filed under: SONGS, Theme Songs | Tags: Lloyd Cole, Perfect Skin, Rock stars Leave a commentLloyd Cole wrote a song about me back in the 1980s. I was in school at the time but rock stars can’t seem to stop themselves worshipping me. This song is now a prayer. Please God give me back the skin I had then. I’d also like to point out that I was never a weather girl, otherwise my life would be raining men right now.
Wish list for Santa
Posted: November 1, 2011 Filed under: FOOD, LOVE, Self improvement, SONGS, Theme Songs | Tags: Christmas list, Eartha Kitt, Letter to Santa, Lindt chocolate, Mensa, Santa, Santa Baby, wish list Leave a commentI know it’s early but here is my most wanted present list:
1. Hydraulic crane bra to thrust boobies up and out. I want to be able to rest my chin on them when I’m tired.
2. New brain or Mensa member’s if secondhand.
3. Long, white porn star fingernails and a slave for chores so I won’t break nails.
4. Children who feed, clothe and bathe themselves, and walk to school safely.
5. New pelvic floor.
6. Home that cleans itself (with no mortgage)
7. Lifetime supply of Lindt chocolate balls
8. Annual foreign holidays with swarthy, sexy stranger
I must send a copy of my list to Santa.

