Still Looking For Mike Brady
Posted: March 29, 2015 Filed under: COMEDY | Tags: Australian female comedians, lady comedians, Looking For Mike Brady, Lou Pollard comedy shows, single mother comedians, stand up comedy, Sydney Comedy Festival 2015, Sydney Comedy Festival shows Leave a commentOne month today I’ll be performing at the Enmore Theatre for Sydney Comedy Festival in my solo comedy show ‘Looking For Mike Brady.’ My show is all about what a hot catch I am for a wealthy architect (not really). Without an audience I’m not that funny (ask my children), so please come and see my show, it is yet another of my finely researched single mother get rich quick schemes.
Bring your best friends, good looking architects and Sam the Butcher, I’ll be at The Enmore Theatre for two nights, Wednesday April 29 and Friday May 1 at 9.30pm
Come along and see me act like a silly person on stage.
You can book tickets at: http://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/
Tonight’s the night
Posted: September 24, 2014 Filed under: COMEDY | Tags: 2014 Sydney Fringe Festival shows, feminist anthems, Fringe Comedy Festival Sydney 2014, funny ladies, Looking For Mike Brady Lou Pollard comedy shows, second solo show, single mother comedians, single mother comedy, stand up comedy show, Sydney female comics, Sydney Fringe Festival, Tammy Wynette-I Don't Wanna Play House 2 CommentsMy second solo stand up comedy show Looking For Mike Brady starts tonight at 9.30pm at the Factory Theatre in Marrickville for Fringe Comedy Festival and the Sydney Fringe. Come along and see me act like a goose on stage.
You can book at sydneyfringe.com
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXu9QDLL4Bo
Looking For Mike Brady
Posted: September 3, 2014 Filed under: COMEDY, MARRIAGE | Tags: 2014 Sydney Fringe Festival shows, architects make great husbands, Bill & Boyd - Put Another Log On The Fire, female comedians, Fringe Comedy Shows 2014, funny ladies, Looking For Mike Brady, Lou Pollard comedy shows, Lou Pollard in Looking For Mike Brady, Sydney Fringe Comedy show, Sydney Fringe Festival 2014 Leave a commentIn three weeks I’m performing my second solo stand up comedy show at The Factory Theatre, and I’m hoping more than four people and a dog come to see me perform. My show is called Looking For Mike Brady. Hopefully my future husband will be an architect like Mike Brady, because architects earn enough money to support a wife, 6 kids, a live in housekeeper, holidays in Hawaii and a big house. But knowing my luck with men, my future husband will probably be sitting in the audience disguised as a happily married gay man. I’ve written some silly songs and a whole lot of new material and if I can remember all of it I think it will be a great night of laughs. You can buy tickets here: sydneyfringe.com
Bill & Boyd – Put Another Log On The Fire
We’re not laughing at you – we’re laughing near you
Posted: August 12, 2014 Filed under: COMEDY | Tags: beyondblue, brilliant comedians, Comedy legends, Dead Poet's Society film, depression, funny humans, funny people, gratitude, great comedians, Humour Therapy, Mork and Mindy nanu nanu, Patch Adams, Robin Williams, Robin Williams gone too soon, RUOK?, stand up comedians, vale Robin Williams, Walt Whitman Leave a commentWhen my colleagues and I tell people we are Clown Doctors people usually say, “Oh like Robin Williams in that movie? What was the name of that film?” Patch Adams, and he’s a real doctor and a funny person. Thank you Robin Williams for bringing the idea of taking humour therapy into hospitals into the mainstream.
I first fell in love with Robin Williams when he starred in Mork and Mindy. Then I saw him live at the State Theatre in Sydney in the late 80s and I couldn’t believe his talent. To be in the room with this rapid fire stand up comedy genius was incredible. Then he starred in movies.
They’re not that different from you, are they? Same haircuts. Full of hormones, just like you. Invincible, just like you feel. The world is their oyster. They believe they’re destined for great things, just like many of you, their eyes are full of hope, just like you. Did they wait until it was too late to make from their lives even one iota of what they were capable? Because, you see gentlemen, these boys are now fertilizing daffodils. But if you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? – – Carpe – – hear it? – – Carpe, carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.
We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. To quote from Whitman, “O me! O life!… of the questions of these recurring; of the endless trains of the faithless… of cities filled with the foolish; what good amid these, O me, O life?” Answer. That you are here – that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. That the powerful play *goes on* and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be?
Robin Williams as John Keating in Dead Poet’s Society.
Thank you Robin Williams for sharing your gift with us, for your wonderful films and all the laughter and tears you gave us. I hope you realised how much you were loved. I’m sad that your demons became too much for you to bear. In these dark days, the world needs laughter more than ever. Nanu Nanu
Here I go again
Posted: August 6, 2014 Filed under: COMEDY | Tags: Australian female comedians, Dolly Parton - Here You Come Again, female comedians, Fringe Comedy 2014, Lou Pollard comedy show, Lou Pollard in Looking For Mike Brady, single mother get rich quick schemes, Sydney Fringe Comedy Shows, Sydney Fringe Festival 2014, The Factory Theatre Marrickville Leave a commentI’m putting on another solo comedy show for Sydney Fringe Festival in September. My show is called Looking For Mike Brady and it’s all about what a hot catch I am for a wealthy architect (not really). At this time of year I usually look at my script and say to myself, ‘I hate it, it’s not funny, what a load of bollocks, what am I going to be when I grow up?’ But I’ve decided to do my show anyway because it gets me out of the house to hang out with a few friends and drink champers. Please come and see my show, it is yet another of my fabulous single mother get rich quick schemes.
Bring your best laughs to the Factory Theatre in Marrickville (the home of Fringe Comedy) for 2 nights, Wednesday September 24 and Friday September 26
fringecomedy.com.au
http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcm4rwpF5cw
Man overboard
Posted: July 23, 2014 Filed under: COMEDY, Self improvement | Tags: 2014 Sydney Fringe Festival shows, Australian female comedians, Deborah Conway songs, Do Re Mi, female stand up comics, Looking For Mike Brady, Lou Pollard comedy, Lou Pollard is Looking For Mike Brady, Lou Pollard stand up comedian, love and marriage, Man Overboard, Marriage, picking a winner, stand up comedy, Sydney Fringe Festival shows 4 CommentsOn Wednesday September 24 and Friday September 26 I’m performing my new stand up comedy show Looking For Mike Brady at The Factory Theatre in Marrickville as part of the 2014 Sydney Fringe Festival. I’m hoping my huge number of fans will bring a car load of eligible males to each show so I can pick a new husband. Third time lucky. Don’t be shy fellas.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
Very soon, perhaps next week, you can book tickets here: http://www.sydneyfringe.com
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCSpn9dEXVc
Aiming for my personal best
Posted: July 10, 2014 Filed under: Clown Doctors, COMEDY, exercise | Tags: charity and community work, charity fundraising, City to Surf 2014, Clown Doctors Australia, Clown Doctors on Guide To The Good LIfe, fundraising for a good cause, giving back, gratitude, Humour Therapy, The Humour Foundation Leave a commentOne month from today on Sunday August 10 I will be walking 14 kilometres from the city of Sydney to Bondi beach in my best Calvin Clown tracksuit to raise money for Clown Doctors Australia. The Clown Doctors treat sick children in hospital with smiles, fun and laughter when they need it most. We touch the lives of over 155,000 people a year, and ‘operate’ in partnership with 21 hospitals around Australia. The entire hospital community benefits – patients, family and staff. The Humour Foundation provides this service free of charge to hospitals. The work of the Clown Doctors is extremely important and the healing power of humour has been recognised in many studies. Everyone knows that “Laughter is the best medicine,” and research has found physiological and psychological benefits to patients. The outcome of making a child smile at a very difficult time is instant, but one that can have a long lasting effect for both the child and their family. Having an intervention which is able to provide humour and improve health can often be a strong coping technique for a sick kid. I love my job and I love talking and walking so I’d better start bulking up on my carbs (do donuts count?), I need to be ‘match fit’ in one month.
You can donate here: https://city2surf2014.everydayhero.com/au/drquack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmknXOpuhfE
Going to the zoo
Posted: June 27, 2014 Filed under: COMEDY, exercise | Tags: Circus Solarus costumes, crazy costumes, crazy jobs, Ladysmith Black Mambazo and Mint Juleps "The Lion Sleeps Tonight", mamas going to the zoo, performing at Taronga Zoo Sydney, performing tales, single mother has to pay the rent somehow, single mother jobs, single mothers do anything to pay the rent, Stilt walking, stilt walking adventures 2 CommentsOut of hundreds if not a thousand stilt walking gigs in crazy costumes my favourite venue would have to be Taronga Zoo in Sydney. Not because of the humans cackling at our costumes but because of the reactions of the animals. One night, with another performer, I was dressed as a floaty fairy with giant wings (2-3 metre span) whilst on three foot stilts. We wandered from the dressing room down to where a corporate cocktail party was being held overlooking Sydney Harbour at the bird flight show amphitheatre. We mingled amongst the suited guests for about 15 minutes, then the organisers announced that the bird show would start soon. As we spun around in our costumes a bird keeper approached us.
“You guys have to leave now! We can’t get the birds to come out to put on a show with you two around. The owl is terrified, she thinks you’re gigantic birds of prey.” So we walked away from the function as the sun set over the zoo, and as we made our way back to our dressing room we passed the lower part of the zebra and giraffe enclosure. Realising what a rare opportunity this was to observe the African animals at dusk with no crowds around as they ate, I turned to look at the animals. I saw a bongo frozen in terror at the sight of us. I will never forget the look of fear on the animal’s face as he gaped at us, open mouthed. His look said, “WTF is that?” Then I noticed that the giraffes and the zebra had all stopped eating, they were all staring at us with eyes as big as saucers, the expression on all their faces said, “Is that something that is going to eat me?” We walked away as fast as we could, not wanting to completely freak out these beautiful members of the animal kingdom.
The following year we were invited back for the opening of the newly built zoo entrance, with VIPs and politicians in attendance. This time we were dressed in different animal costumes. I was dressed as an emu on stilts and we mingled amongst the kids and families lined up to go in. I looked up as a keeper in khaki shorts approached us. “You guys will have to go. Mika the seal can’t shake the hand of the premier until the weirdo stilt walkers move away. Her keeper can’t get her to come out.”
There is an old Creole saying: The goat that climbs up the rocks must climb down again.
Ladysmith Black Mambazo and Mint Juleps – “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”
Hey kids
Posted: June 10, 2014 Filed under: COMEDY | Tags: 80s TV shows - The Young Ones, a comedy prince, Blackadder, Bottom, British comedy legends, Cliff Richard & Comic Relief The Young Ones Living Doll 1986, comedy genius, comic writers, Drop Dead Fred, gone too soon, Rik Mayall brilliant comedian and writer, RIP RIk Mayall, thank you for the laughter Leave a commentIn 1983 I watched the Young Ones on TV with a group of friends and when one of our mates said, “This isn’t funny,” I looked at her like she was an alien with two heads. In my world of uptight rules and private school uniforms watching Rik and Vyv helped me find my tribe. Mr Mayall you were too young to go, you will be so missed, thank you for providing the laughs and the anarchy and your glorious comic stupidity to my youth. You were a brilliant comedian and writer and an inspiration to me. Hope you and Mel Smith are laughing like drains in the afterlife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FCRVR4YHzg
We haven’t told our parents what time we’ll be back
See ya mate
Posted: January 3, 2014 Filed under: AUSTRALIA, COMEDY, LOVE | Tags: Aussie comedy legends, Aussie comics, BB's at Bondi memories, Chet Atkins, Comedy legends, face like a burnt thong, funny Aussie blokes, funny ex army men, generous blokes, great singers, Jerry Lee Lewis - Funny How Time Slips Away, Laughter, mates, RIP, thank you, that's what friends are for, The Dickster, the sprinkler, TOM JONES, top blokes, Vale Dickster, way too young Leave a commentToday the Aussie comedy fraternity is saying goodbye to a top bloke, an Aussie comedy legend. Thanks for the laughs mate, you brightened my life at a time when I needed a friend.

