Top of the morning
Posted: March 17, 2016 Filed under: Thought For the Day | Tags: Irish ancestors, Irish blood, limericks, limericks for single mothers, Luck of the Irish, Paddy's Day, Shane MacGowan singing, single mothers in Ireland, St Paddy's day parade, St patrick's Day, The Dubliners ft. The Pogues - The Irish Rover (Live, TOTP 1987) 2 CommentsI’ve written a limerick in honour of my Irish relatives on St Paddy’s Day. Throughout history single mothers have always been popular in Ireland.
There once was a mother who knew
That children ate more when they grew
So she stopped feeding dinner
Her children grew thinner
and she had more money for shoes
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I found love on the internet
Posted: March 12, 2016 Filed under: LOVE, MARRIAGE, Single Motherhood | Tags: Alison Krauss - When You Say Nothing At All, do single mothers have loose morals?, finding love online, internet dating convert, Please say nothing at all, single mother heartache, single motherhood inspiration, single mothers looking for love, WTF Leave a commentMarch is proving to be the month of love, I’ve been inundated with offers. I was initially reluctant to try online dating, but after reading this email, I’m not going to be shy about signing up to meet lonely singles in other countries.
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He’s sent me so many messages, but I think in person Corgi Bernardi is the strong, silent type. I hope so.
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Well behaved women rarely make history
Posted: March 6, 2016 Filed under: FEMINISM | Tags: Aretha Franklin - Respect [1967] (Original Version), burlesque, feisty women, feminism, feminist anthems, feminist consipracy, International Women's Day, Katherine Hepburn, Katherine Hepburn quotes, radical feminists Leave a comment“If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun,” said Katherine Hepburn.
This week I watched a pretty young gal take her clothes off on stage accompanied by a piece of ‘edgy’ music. She had great boobs and a tight little tush but since when did stripping, also called burlesque, become something to challenge society? It is not a subversive act to dress provocatively unless you have a brain and an opinion that matches your wardrobe. Call me old fashioned but I don’t believe that getting your tits out is an act of radical feminism, unless it’s coupled with the will to crush the patriarchy. We’re ravaging the environment in the name of money, women are dying from DV at the hands of their male partners and females still earn much less than their male counterparts; the male-power dominated world needs to change radically. I don’t see how a bit of T & A is going to change that. Please challenge me on this, I’d love to hear your thoughts.
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Sexy talk
Posted: February 28, 2016 Filed under: LOVE, Single Motherhood | Tags: A Star is Born - Evergreen, desperate single mothers, fairy tales for single mothers, love will grow, matchmaking emails, online love, single mother dating, spam emails, true love, WTF Leave a commentThe upside of middle of the night insomnia is the wonderful messages I get to read online. More hot stuff flows into my computer at 3am than during the day.
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Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
Posted: February 21, 2016 Filed under: Self improvement | Tags: Advice for single mothers, Carter U.S.M. - The Impossible Dream, helpful handy hints, important emails for single mums, love me some spam, single mother fantasies, single mother priorities, spam bots, spam posts, this is my quest, to reach the unreachable star, unsolicited Facebook messages 1 CommentI’ve started 2016 feeling full of hope and joy.
I’ve been poked numerous times (on Facebook) and had a gutful of spam in my inbox. I’m loving it. I love the nonsensical emails I receive much more than work emails. These spammers have a wonderful grasp of the nuances of the English language and obviously an eye for the ladies.
Far better than inspirational Pinterest posts, spammers inspire me to parent better, reach for the stars and drink more. I’m enjoying a weekend full of spam and helpful Facebook messages from strangers. Pass the chardy.
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Guys not shy about using elements of sexual language in their handles, for example Stud – Muffin, Lover – Boy and the like
Hello, good evening, welcome
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You put a spell on me
Posted: February 14, 2016 Filed under: LOVE | Tags: allergy to happy couples, happy coupleland, immortal beloved, Living Colour - Love Rears Its Ugly Head, love, love attacks your brain, love makes the world go round, my mind is gone, single mother joys, single mother struggles, Valentine's Day, William Shakespeare quotes Leave a commentHappy Valentine’s Day to all the single mothers and fathers, hope you get lucky today with chocolate kisses and your children wake up smelling like roses. Remember it’s better to be single than fall for a dating scam online. As that well-known expert on internet dating Shakespeare said,
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom
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Boogie, groove, polyester
Posted: February 5, 2016 Filed under: SONGS | Tags: 1970s music, 70s classics, boogie, boogie on down, choreography, dance, disco, Earth Wind & Fire - Boogie Wonderland, FU Parkinsons, golden era of disco, let's groove, love, Maurice White, music legends, RnB, romance, sparkles, Thank you for the music 2 CommentsThank you for the grooves Mr White, hope you are lighting up the sky with your moves
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Smothering
Posted: January 30, 2016 Filed under: Self improvement, Single Motherhood | Tags: Advice for single mothers, back to school 2016, celebrity gossip, internet blockers, Nick Lowe-Cruel To Be Kind -1979, parenting, single mom advice, single mother fun, single mother instructions, single mother tips, single mothering, social media addiction, watching people playing Minecraft Leave a commentAs the childrens head back to school after the long summer holidays I have turned into tyrant mother. I’ve installed software that cuts off the internet, which is a shame because it is really cutting into my time-wasting watching inane crap on social media therapy. I am not the first parent to use the cruel to be kind parenting method (patent pending), but in the digital age us parents need help to conquer the gazing at pointless clips on youtube disease that has spread amongst our kids. My youngest loves watching people playing Minecraft. WTF? I guess that’s no different to my secret joy at reading celebrity gossip and looking at pictures of Brad and Angelina and pretending I have that kind of fantasy family life. My 13-year-old is so sleep deprived from reading all the late night messages from her friends I had to stage an intervention. She told me not to cut off the internet so she could complete her homework but I figure if she hasn’t done it by 10 at night it’s too late. I’m hoping my little technological helper will enable me to have a more rested and harmonious household. My gal may even read one of the novels she is supposed to study this year and I may get some work done.
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Smotherhood
Posted: January 21, 2016 Filed under: Single Motherhood | Tags: AC/DC - Jailbreak (Live with Bon Scott), counting the days until kids go back to school, end of school holidays, single mom dreams, single mother ambitions, single mother fun, single mother getaway, single mother sanity, Single motherhood, Smotherhood, solo mothering 2 CommentsFights, tears and 210 hours of Monopoly later, I’m in a school holiday daze. I’m the head of my children’s entertainment committee and the acting head of catering but I’m looking forward to retirement from both those roles. Cooking is a chore and shouting, “get off the bloody computer” is becoming dull.
I have run out of low budget activities and if I read one more clean wholesome nutritious paleo educational fun advice for the latter part of the school holidays post on social media, I’ll scream at the smug happily married financially savvy yummy mummies who write them. Sigh. Next week I return to the tyranny of the school run. So much to look forward to in 2016. Today I am turning up the Ackadacka and dreaming of escape.
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Spam of the year
Posted: January 17, 2016 Filed under: COMEDY, Uncategorized | Tags: Christmas comes early, Christmas spam, dreams come true, fail to comply, favourite emails, FLOTUS, letter from a prince, letters from loved ones, Michelle Obama, POTUS, single mom dreams, single mother delusions, single mother dreams come true, spam 4 CommentsThis is my favourite ever spam email, even though it doesn’t promise me a new husband, it has been checked by anti-virus software and is from the FLOTUS.
BARR, JOHN KURTY
Reply-To: wellsfargobankoffice01@gmail.com
From Mrs. Michelle Barack, LAST UPDATE
The White House
(Official Residence of the President of the US)
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington DC 20500 USA
How are you today? This is last you will ever hear from me and you fail to comply.
I am Mrs. Michelle Obama and I am written to inform you about your Bank Cheque Draft brought by the United Embassy from the government of Benin Republic in the white house Washington DC which contains the sum of $20.000.000 millions us dollars credited from the bank of America, the delivery of your funds has been mandated to be deliver to your address on Friday, December 18, 2015 to you as soon as you get back to me with your home address and your cell phone number.
Bear in mind that I have taking my time to be in charge of your funds as instructed by my husband to ensure that you received your funds successfully from the white house to reduce the economy and I’m the only one that has your funds in regard to my husband Mr. Barack Hussein Obama II and you will have to pay the sum of $95.00 only before your Bank Cheque Draft will deliver to you on Friday, the reason why the fee is required is to have your funds clearance paper from the origin of the funds to avoid any harassment from the authority and you are also expecting to be announce as winner of the said amount by Friday as soon as your fund is delivered to you.
So you are urgent advised to get back to me with your home address and also the payment information today for immediate effect of your delivery. Note that the $95 is the only fee and final payment you have my assurance.
However, according to our agreement with the originated Benin Republic, all our communications should be on email for record purpose so follow my instruction accordingly, even if you don’t have the $95 try to borrow it and send it immediately today because this is your life opportunity and I don’t want you to lose the chance any more.
Please I will advice you to urgent make the payment this morning via western union money transfer to the listed cashier information as instructed you by the originated authority. I will look forward to received your email today with the payment to enable the origin secure the required clearance papers required at White House Benin to deliver your funds. Note that it will take only 14hrs to deliver your Bank Cheque Draft in receipt of the $95 payment.
Please find the payment data below to send the $95 via western union.
Receiver Name: PRINCEL URAMAKA
Country: BENIN
City: COTONOU
Question: Urgent
Answer: Needed
Amount: $95.00
MTCN reference number…………
Sender Name………..
Sender’s Telephone……
Sender’s Address……..
I look forward to your respond to your email with the payment today.
Regards
Mrs. Michelle Barack
The White House
(Official Residence of the President of the US)
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington DC 20500 USA
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